And He Struck Down Upon The Sinners With His Holy Bat'Leth

So, you believe in the Jedi Church, eh? Perhaps midichlorians flow in your blood? Have you found a life within the balance of the Force?
Well, nuts to that. You should join a *true* religion, a properly monotheistic faith, like Judaism or Islam.
Or Klingon Christianity.
Oh yes.
It's a thing.

What, you thought all those klingon weddings took place without His holy presence? Pfft.